8 oz whole milk mozzarella, shredded

4 eggs, beaten

1/2 C ground pork rinds

1/4 C grated Parmesan

Spray mini waffle iron w/avocado oil, preheat. Place 1/4 c mixture into preheated waffle iron, close lid. Cook for 3-4 minutes, or until the little light goes off. 😂

My Maw-Maw’s lasagna was a two day process. Her sauce started with pounds of fresh tomatoes, garlic, basil, oregano, salt, pepper, a little sugar, and some other stuff that she kept secret. It literally took her all day. She would let it “think” (her words) in the refrigerator overnight. After all that, I’d let it think too!

I don’t go to that trouble, maybe that’s why her’s was so much better. It’s basically the same recipe, except for the pasta, and homemade sauce, and believe it or not she used more cheese. I wonder what she would think of her little Italian grandson not eating pasta, much-less him making her lasagna without it, and using store bought sauce (GASP). I used to make my own sauce to avoid the sugar added to most store bought brands, then I discovered Rao’s. All the ingredients are easily pronounced, occur in nature, and none are sugar. If you don’t want to use all the meat called for in this recipe, don’t cut out one, use half of each. This isn’t a dish you will make in an hour, and it isn’t low calorie, but it is low carb, and very delicious!

ingredients:

FOR THE NOODLES:
4 large eggs
8 oz cream cheese, softened
1/2 cup grated Parmesan
2 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded
1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
1/2 teaspoon onion powder

FOR THE FILLING:
There are two fillings going on here,
meat-sauce filling,
1 lb ground beef
1 lb Italian sausage
1 large white onion, diced
16 oz baby-bella mushrooms, sliced and large diced
1 – 24 oz jar Rao’s Homemade Tomato Basil Marinara sauce, divided

ricotta cheese filling:
2 large eggs
1 – 15 oz Whole milk Ricotta cheese
2 tablespoons dried parsley
1/2 cup grated Asiago
Salt and freshly ground black pepper

3 cups shredded mozzarella

Instructons:

FOR THE NOODLES:
You can make these a day or two ahead of time and store them in the refrigerator, or even longer and store them in the freezer.

Preheat oven to 375℉, line a 11×17″ baking pan with parchment paper. If you have two, line them both, as you will be doing this step twice.

In a large mixing bowl, using a hand mixer, cream together:
2 large eggs
4 oz softened cream cheese

Add, and thoroughly combine:
1/4 cup grated Parmesan
1/4 teaspoon Italian seasoning
1/4 teaspoon garlic powder
1/4 teaspoon onion powder

Using a spatula, fold in:
1 1/4 cup shredded mozzarella cheese.

Spread mixture onto the baking pan, making a nice even layer.
Bake in center of oven for about 20 minutes, until golden, keeping an eye on it.
While that batch is baking, make a second batch.
When the first batch is done baking, remove layer from dish, leaving on the parchment, and place in refrigerator to cool.

Line dish with another sheet of parchment.
Spread mixture onto the baking pan, making a nice even layer.
Bake in center of oven for about 20 minutes, until golden, keeping an eye on it.
Remove layer from dish, leaving on the parchment, and place in refrigerator to cool.

FOR THE FILLING:
Meat sauce filling:
To a large pot over medium-high heat add ground beef and Italian sausage. Cook, breaking up into small bits, until mostly browned. Add onions and mushrooms and continue to brown. Once meat is fully browned and mushrooms and onions are soft, drain excess fat and add Rao’s Homemade Tomato Basil Marinara sauce, reserving 1/2 cup. Reduce to low, cover, and simmer for about an hour. If you want to let it think overnight, be my guest.

Ricotta cheese filling:
in a large bowl combine eggs, whole milk ricotta cheese, dried parsley, grated Asiago, salt and freshly ground black pepper. Stir really well.

Assembly:

Using a knife or pizza wheel, cut noodle sheets into strips:

I am 100% sure there is a better way to do this, but I cut a two inch strip from the long side each 11×17″ sheet, then cut the resulting 9×17 sheets into four, making a total of eight 4 1/4″ noodles. I then cut six inches off those two inch strips, put the two together and you get a ninth noodle, which works out perfectly since you need three for each layer and there are three noodle layers. This of course leaves me with 2 2×6 pieces to “taste test”(wink)

Spray or wipe sides and bottom of 13x9x2.5″ baking dish with olive oil, then coat bottom with the 1/2 cup of reserved Rao’s.

Top that with your first noodle layer.

Layer a third of the meat sauce,
1 cup mozzarella,
half of the ricotta.

Add second noodle layer,
a third of the meat sauce,
1 cup mozzarella,
the rest of the ricotta.

Add third noodle layer,
top with remaining meat sauce,
cover with remaining cup of mozzarella.

Bake at 400℉ for about 20 minutes, until top is golden and bubbly.

According to cronometer, a serving (defined as 1/12th of the pan), contains:
438 Calories, 27g Protein, 8.3g Carbs, 32.4g Fat, 0.6g Fiber, 7.7g Net Carbs,
4.4g Sugars (25%Protein, 7% Carbs, 68% Fat for those keto-ers into macros)

Shopping List:

  • 6 large eggs
  • 8 oz cream cheese, softened
  • 1/2 cup grated Parmesan
  • 5 1/2 cup mozzarella cheese, shredded
  • 1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning
  • 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
  • 1 lb ground beef
  • 1 lb Italian sausage
  • 1 large white onion, diced
  • 16 oz baby-bella mushrooms, sliced and large diced
  • 1 – 24 oz jar Rao’s Homemade Tomato Basil Marinara sauce, divided
  • 1 – 15 oz Whole milk Ricotta cheese
  • 2 tablespoons dried parsley
  • 1/2 cup grated Asiago
  • Salt and freshly ground black pepper

Chaffle= Cheese Waffle. Heads-up: You’ll need a waffle iron. It only takes a few minutes to mix up a chaffle recipe with just two ingredients for the basic recipe: eggs and cheese. This can be customized with a variety of options: I add parmesan and use them in place of bread for Pork Belly Sandwiches and hamburgers. I also make rueben sandwiches using swiss and ground caraway for the chaffle. They also make a very nice sandwich, hamburger bun, and pizza chaffle (adding 1/2 teaspoon Italian seasoning to the batter). 

Chaffles are really becoming a thing with keto lifestylers. They’re way easier to make than most keto bread recipes and they’re very easy to customize. You can turn a basic recipe into your own delicious creation; savory to sweet and all between. You can also change the kind of cheese you use, changing the flavor and texture greatly. Cheddar cheese and mozzarella cheese are the two most common choices, but you can also add in parmesan, cream cheese, or any other cheese that melts well. 

The cook time is about four minutes, and if you cook it properly, you end up with a crispy, cheesy, delicious waffle that can be used in a wide variety of applications.

Ingredients:

  • 4 large eggs
  • 8oz mozzarella
  • 1/4 c parmesan
  • 1/2 C super fine almond flour

Instructions:

  • The above recipe makes 8 chaffles.
  • Heat the mini waffle iron.
  • While the waffle iron is heating, mix the ingredients in a bowl until combined.
  • Spoon out 1/4 C mix into the waffle maker and cook for about 4 minutes, or until waffles are desired crispness.
  • Carefully remove from waffle maker.

There are a couple things you’ll want to know to make your chaffles crispy. 

  • First , don’t eat your chaffles right out of the waffle iron. They’ll be soggy at first, but if you let them sit for 3-4 minutes, they’ll crisp up. 
  • If you plan on making chaffles ahead of time and reheating them, you may want to employ an air fryer. It can be difficult to get chaffles crispy again once they’ve been in a fridge or freezer. An air fryer will dehydrate them and crisp them back up in just a few minutes. 
  • You can reheat chaffles by heating them in a dry pan for 1-2 minutes a side, or you can put them in a 300-degree Fahrenheit oven for 3-4 minutes, or until heated. 

Crisp Pork Belly with Creamy Coleslaw on a Parmesan Chaffle

This isn’t so much a recipe, as it is a combination of three (four, if you count making of the mayo that goes into the slaw) other recipes. It’s not lo-cal, but who is counting, right. It is, heaven on a plate! The only gripe I have with this dish is the word “chaffle”, it’s dumb, but many word mashups like that. I get it though, cheese+waffle= chaffle. Anyway, I dislike when food bloggers go on-and-on-and-on, so here it is:

This recipe is all about pre-prep. The first step, of course, is roasting the star of the show, the pork belly. We L-O-V-E pork belly, so I purchase a ten to twelve pound slab at Costco, roast it, cut it into roughly 1 1/2″ x 3″ serving size pieces and freeze it.

Making the creamy slaw a day ahead not only shortens the dinner-time workload, but it also allows the slaw to marinate. The chaffles can also be made in advance, so all that’s left is to crisp the pork belly. It is important to “crisp up” the pork belly before assembling the sandwich, which is basically frying up really thick bacon, but crunchy is not the goal, just golden brown. It’s already cooked, so it only takes about 10-12 minutes on a medium heat, and can be done while making the chaffles. Many people crisp it up in duck fat, but I just utilize it’s own renderings. Remember those serving size pieces, I cut those into three half inch pieces before crisping.

Click on the links below to see the recipes for the individual items.

Ingredients:

Fat Head Pizza Base:

The original Low-Carb Mozzarella Pizza Crust, also called Fat Head Pizza by Tom Naughton, is very popular in the low-carb community. This is my adapted version of Ruled.me‘s Fresh Bell Pepper Basil Pizza, but if you’d like to try Fat Head Pizza with mozzarella-tomato-rocket pizza, click the link.

Mise en place: Have two bowls handy, one microwaveable, a spatula, and two pizza sized pieces of parchment paper to roll the dough between, a rolling pin, and avocado or olive oil for you hands.

Secondly, whatever toppings need to be cooked, (ie: beef, mushrooms) you will want to do that before, or as a meanwhile to making the crust (the crust takes about ten minutes to pre-bake).

Preheat oven to 400F. If using a pizza stone, place in oven before preheating.

Crust:

Ingredients:
6 oz shredded mozzarella (1 1/2 cups) (you will need 3oz more for topping)
2 oz cream cheese(2 tablespoons)
1 large egg, beaten
2 tablespoon psyllium husk
2 tablespoons parmesan cheese
1/2 cup almond flour (coconut flour will not work)
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon Italian seasoning, or other herbs of your choice (optional)

Toppings:

1/2 to 1 cup no sugar added Marinara sauce, such as Rao’s
3 oz shredded mozzarella
16 slices pepperoni
5 oz ground beef, browned
2 oz white onion
2 oz shredded or grated parmesan
4 oz sautéed mushrooms

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 400F. If using a pizza stone, place it in cold oven first.

Prepare preferred toppings: brown ground meat, sauté mushrooms, slice onion, count out pepperoni.

Prepare equipment: parchment paper, rolling pin, have baking sheet handy.

Measure out all dry ingredients in a bowl, this one will not go into the microwave, so save that bowl for the next step.

1/2 cup Almond Flour
2 tbsp. Psyllium Husk
2 tbsp. Fresh Parmesan Cheese
1 tsp. Italian Seasoning
1/2 tsp. Salt

Add egg to dry ingredients and mix well, set aside. It will be slightly crumbly, but mostly hold together

Measure out:
6 oz. Mozzarella Cheese
2 oz Cream Cheese

Measure the 6 oz mozzarella into microwave safe bowl, setting cream cheese aside, Microwave for 40 seconds on high until it’s melted, stir, then add the 2 oz cream cheese and microwave for 30 more seconds. Stir to combine.

Add the melted mozzarella/cream cheese mixture to the egg and dry ingredients and after oiling hands, mix everything together.

Remove from bowl onto parchment paper and kneed for a minute or two, making sure everything is evenly combined. Roll into a ball then flatten out with hands a bit. Cover with second piece of parchment and roll to about 1/4 or 1/8 inch. Remove top piece of parchment and using a large round object as a template use a butter knife to trim dough into a circle. You can also free hand it. Fold edges over just slightly to form a small lip.

There’s always a kitty or two under foot, waiting patiently to help clean up any spills that may occur.

Make sure to leave pizza on parchment paper and place onto an rimless baking sheet.
-if using a pizza stone, slide off of baking sheet onto stone, parchment and all, and bake for ten minutes.
-Otherwise, bake for ten minutes on baking sheet. Either way, you want the crust to be golden brown.



Remove from oven and allow to cool a bit. If your using a pizza stone, this can be a bit tricky. You will need to use a potholder to grasp the parchment paper and slide the baked crust back onto the baking sheet, being careful to not let the crust slide off the paper. I suppose one could remove the entire stone from the oven, being mindful that it is very hot, and kinda heavy.

Now it’s time for toppings:
Spread 1/2 to 1 cup no sugar added Marinara sauce, such as Rao’s onto crust, I use the measuring cup to spread the sauce.

Add Cheese, top that with the browned ground beef and sautéed mushrooms, then the 3 oz of shredded mozzarella. Next add the 16 slices of pepperoni, 2 oz of white onion, and finally 2 oz of shredded or grated parmesan. I do it in that order because it seems to hold together better than piling everything on top of the cheese. (Shamefully, I was out of pepperoni.)

Place pizza back in oven for another 8-10 minutes, and this step is tricky using a pizza stone. Gently slide off baking sheet back onto stone and bake until the cheese is nicely melted and starting to brown, but watching for the edges not to burn.

Remove from oven, using same process as before if using pizza stone, and allow to cool for a few minutes before cutting.

Enjoy!!

I decided last minute to add some baby arugula to the top; very wise decision.

Nutritional information:
(using a cup of Rao’s marinara sauce, all other ingredients as listed)
A serving is 1/4 of pie, or two slice when pie is cut into roughly 8 equal pieces.

Entire pie(4 servings): 2096.1 Cal, 125.9g Protein, 53g total carbs, 16.5g fiber, 36.4g net carbs, 152.2g fat.

Per serving (2 slices, 1/4 pie): 524 Cal, 31.5g protein, 13.3g total carbs, 4.1g fiber, 9.1g net carbs, 38.1g fat.